First Sunday out of the nunnery
I can't believe it, I'm livid, livid I tell you!
OK, so I'm not living at the nunnery any more, but that doesn't mean I don't want to go to church! I got up bright and early this morning and headed down to St Anthony's for morning Mass, and can you believe they bloody turned me away at the door!
Apparently the priest's all pissed off at me about the other thing. Doesn't matter that it was only discovered cos they were stupid enough to video the whole episode then return the tape to Blockbusters in the Sleepers box. I never said a word but they're still blaming me for their best alter boys being taken away.
There's a thought, the local altar boys have been sent down to St Mary's, they've probably got my name in lights...
I'm going to head down there and see whether they'll let me in. I seem to remember young Father Francis offering to lay his wafer on my tongue any day of the week. I hope the offer's still open.
Peace be with you.
OK, so I'm not living at the nunnery any more, but that doesn't mean I don't want to go to church! I got up bright and early this morning and headed down to St Anthony's for morning Mass, and can you believe they bloody turned me away at the door!
Apparently the priest's all pissed off at me about the other thing. Doesn't matter that it was only discovered cos they were stupid enough to video the whole episode then return the tape to Blockbusters in the Sleepers box. I never said a word but they're still blaming me for their best alter boys being taken away.
There's a thought, the local altar boys have been sent down to St Mary's, they've probably got my name in lights...
I'm going to head down there and see whether they'll let me in. I seem to remember young Father Francis offering to lay his wafer on my tongue any day of the week. I hope the offer's still open.
Peace be with you.
posted by Betsy at 10:21 AM
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